Marissa Mayer’s AI-designed Halloween costume is a Marie Antoinette-inspired acid nightmare

Rightful Empress of Tech Marissa Mayer asked her Dazzle AI what to wear for Halloween. It suggested she go as the dessert course at a redneck Versailles.

Blame Dazzle, via People.

People magazine stamped a big red “Exclusive” on its interview with the former Yahoo boss. Mayer said Dazzle, which studies your camera roll, suggested a rainbow layer cake inspired by painter Wayne Thiebaud. She’d rejected Mary Poppins. This was the upgrade.

Look at it. Frosting gloves. A cupcake hat. A nightmarish cake from a white trash wedding.

“I’m getting this made,” Mayer said.

The pitch is that Dazzle knows your taste. Apparently it’s found the one person who’d look at this thing and call a dressmaker.